Sometimes I say things that just don't come out quite right. I also enjoy pointless aruging. Case in point...
Cynthia: [changing the subject to avoid communication] "So what do you need?"
Male: "You always do that, you are impossible to argue with."
Cynthia: "No seriously, what can I help you with?"
Male: "You are so difficult"
Cynthia: "Me? I am NOT difficult, you don't know what you are talking about"
Male: "See? You are even being difficult about being difficult"
Cynthia: "I am never difficult, I'm just always right"
Male: "Whatever"
Cynthia "Don't 'whatever me'"
Male: "I'll 'whatever' you if I want to."
Cynthia: "Whatever"
Male: "Difficult"
Cynthia: "I'm not difficult, I am easy"
Silence
Laughter
Cynthia: "Stop laughing, that is NOT what I meant!"
3 comments:
You jujitsued yourself, little sister.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ok I am done... BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA maybe not. That is so funny. On multiple occasions have I made the mistake of saying that about myself on accident. It is so embarrassing.
HAHAHAHA Cynthia you are hilarious!
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